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Nipple!

Sat May 8, 2004, 11:01 AM
OMG!! ;-; I'm SO TRAUMATIZED!!
I.. I woke up this morning and as I was going to take a shower I saw.. I .. I saw it! A NIPPLE! OMFG!! I'm like walking porn!
Can you believe it!?
I .. I .. I have to find a way to get rid of them! I can't handle this kind of burden!! Who in their right mind actually accepts NIPPLES!? I'll be a burden to society *sob* everyone will hate me!!

OMG!! I live with guys!! OMFG!! They have peini!
I... I've gotta find a way to cut them OFF! I.. I can't HANDLE just the thought that they.. they HOLD them when they pee or that.. - omg! The little boy outside has one too! I can't let him know! I gotta stop it before its too late!

*Panic* AHHHHHHH!! OMFG!!

Oh *whew* Deviant art will make sure we have none of THAT

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Truely....I know!

>.> It's because they allow f*****'n kids to post and memeber here....>.<

I thought the point of the word "deviant" is that you rebel...DUH.

>.> I understand about all and out porn...but damnit.

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=.=9 VIVA LA NIPPLE
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John Ashcroft got rid of the naked statues at the Department of Justice, DeviantArt is next!

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*Sob* THERE IS NO JUSTICE
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GOD DAMN! WAIT I KNOW! WE MUST WEAR SWIMSUITS WHEN WE BATHE! NOT JUST WHEN WE BATHE! BUT 24/7 ! !!! GOD BLESS DEVIANT ART!


Seriously. For example, a black and white nude photograph of a man with an erection can actually be artistic and erotic; not pornographic. Oh no wait; itīs obviously porn; just as a photograph of a naked baby looking very happy. ITīS ALL PORNO! ARGH! NO MORE BREASTS! BAN THE GENITALS!

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